Karl Hyde of Underworld once sang “you let light in, you let light in, you let light iiiiiinnnnn.”
What fool complains because the curtains have been opened? A right fool, that’s what.
Mushrooms. I recommend the large white mushroom. Not those funny looking chestnut ones. Or ones bought in Amsterdam. I felt like I was 18 feet wide after chowing down those bastards.
Chop them up. I recommend slices. I used to cut them into quarters but you end up with chunks that are too big. Slices. Like the Boo Radleys’ singer Sice but with an “l”.
Next week: courgettes.